Another dose of funny news.
The New Time Wasters
Hookers and liquor stores brace for an increase in business. It's Christian World Youth Day!!!
Elvis is not alright for a girls name. Metallic: Still Acceptable.
British family reunions turn into speed dating services with new study.
Graffiti may make you look really, really gay.
Once you pop...you want to be entombed like a delicious snack which is provided in a silo-like cylinder. mmmmm.
The insanely boring and mundane body of what this woman is talking about is only trumped by the drab, tweed suit wearing, suburbia dwelling, losers leaving comments about the post. My God, I made it through the first 4 or 5 sentences and woke up 45 minutes later only to find out the fire alarm in my building had been going off for 44 minutes. Screw Ambien, I'm printing this article.
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Ok... that last story with the longest title.. PAINFUL.
My head feels like jello and I think my IQ is now in the negatives. Weird shit.
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